Sleep?

Sleep what is sleep? I firmly believe my husband does not know the definition of this word.

I swear to God he is going to get a rude awakening really soon. He sleeps every night from 9 pm till 5 am, nice huh? Yeah, I thought so too. However, he has no concept other than the blatant obvious that I am not there at night, that I sleep during the day while he is at work. He decided to come home from work early today so we could go to the gym early, ahh hello these are my hours to be sleeping. He said that I could sleep later, after the gym, how nice of him to decide I only needed 3 hours of sleep before running 3 miles, yeah I hoping for a PR, NOT!!! Ahh, we arrive at the gym, I tan and run and proceed onto the StairMaster for some vertical miles (I love the StairMaster)Hubby on the other hand tans while I'm running the proceeds to get mad that I didn't wait for him, what so he could finish first and rub it in, no thank you. I love him to death but ... After we leave the gym it is 3:30 and he says we have to go grocery shopping for a few things, so off we go, thankfully the store was close by. We shop and prepare to leave when out of the blue he says oh I forgot to tell you we have to visit Grammy and Grammpy. WHAT? It's going on 4:30 and I still have yet to sleep, I have to be to work tonight at 10 pm, arrhh. We visit for 90 minutes and say good bye, I tell him give me the keys I'm driving, I want to go home and I don't want to make anymore stops in between. I arrive home and he says "oh your tired so I'll make dinner." What the he!! ? I'm going to bed! I can eat when I get to work but I can not sleep at work so off to bed I go, ahh bed I love my bed, I really love my bed when both dogs are cuddled up on each other side of me and we are all snuggled together.